I need to get something off my chest. I am sick and tired of people only contacting me when they need something. How dare you, you leaches?! Friends. Family members. Co-workers. I am talking to you. The next time you need a favor, ask someone else. The Andy Palys personal IT department/courier service/favor service is closed. If you are one of the people who never calls, e-mails, Facebook or MySpace messages, etc just to see what’s up or say hi, then don’t bother asking for my help. I am broken, and I just don’t care any more. Go use someone else. You have abused me enough. Go find another host you parasites.
If you are asking yourself, “Is he talking about me?” the answer is probably “Yes.” If you are one of the many people I’m talking about, then I don’t care how angry you are. I don’t need you anyway, so go away, and LEAVE ME ALONE!
Good riddance, you vultures.